Wednesday, December 13, 2017

10 am

Disney's Beauty and the Beast Jr.

10:00 am
Runs 65 minutes

SteppingStone Theatre
55 VICTORIA ST N, Saint Paul, MN 55104

$12-$16
Call 6512259265
Buy tickets online

Presented by SteppingStone Theatre
  • Musical
  • Kids

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON WE INVITE YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN TO BE OUR GUEST!

This holiday season we invite you and your family to be our guest! SteppingStone Theatre’s production of Disney’s Beauty & the Beast reminds us that perseverance, forgiveness, and learning how to be loved can transform us all. Join Belle, Mrs. Potts, Lumiere, Cogsworth, and all your favorite characters for an outing that’s sure to spark joy and warm your heart. Featuring songs from the Academy Award-winning animated feature, this stage version is a delight and spectacle for all ages!

THE STEPPINGSTONE THEATRE’S PRODUCTION OF DISNEY’S BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR.

Music by Alan Menken
Lyrics by Howard Ashman and Tim Rice
Book by Linda Woolverton
Originally Directed by Robert Jess Roth
Originally Produced by Disney Theatrical Productions

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Disney’s BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR.

10:00 am
Runs 60 minutes

Stages Theatre Company
1111 Mainstreet, Hopkins, MN

$18-$25
Call 952-979-1111
Buy tickets online

Presented by Stages Theatre Company
  • Musical
  • Kids

Stages Theatre Company’s production of

Disney’s

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR.

Nov 17 – Dec 28, 2017

Music by Alan Menken. Lyrics by Howard Ashman & Tim Rice.
Book by Linda Woolverton.
Originally Directed by Robert Jess Roth.
Originally Produced by Disney Theatrical Productions.

Age Recommendation:  All Ages

  BUY TICKETS  GROUP TICKETS

 

Join us this holiday season for a “tale as old as time!” The fantastical story of transformation and true inner beauty enchants our main stage this December with some of the most popular songs ever written. Based on the original Tony Award nominated Broadway production and the Academy Award-winning motion picture, this classic story of Belle and the Beast who must learn to love and be loved will fill your heart and stir your imagination throughout the holidays. We invite your whole family to “be our guest” to share in celebrating the love and joy of this timeless tale.

Presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI.) All authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI. www.MTIShows.com

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Snow White and the Seven Vikings

10:00 am
Runs 60 minutes

Old Log Theatre
5185 Meadville Street, Excelsior, MN

$14 - $16
Call 952-474-5951
Buy tickets online

Presented by Excelsior Entertainment
  • Comedy
  • Kids

Old Log Theatre's Holiday Family Show

This adaptation is the same Snow White Story we have all grown up knowing, with a few fun twists. The Dwarfs are now a bunch of funny gentle Vikings. The play is set in the snow-covered land of Norway. Jealousy and vanity will be exposed while friendship and love will ensure all will live happily ever after.  You won't want to miss Old Log Theatre’s "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" with a hilarious Norse twist. 

 

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12 pm

Disney's Beauty and the Beast Jr.

12:00 pm
Runs 65 minutes

SteppingStone Theatre
55 VICTORIA ST N, Saint Paul, MN 55104

$12-$16
Call 6512259265
Buy tickets online

Presented by SteppingStone Theatre
  • Musical
  • Kids

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON WE INVITE YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN TO BE OUR GUEST!

This holiday season we invite you and your family to be our guest! SteppingStone Theatre’s production of Disney’s Beauty & the Beast reminds us that perseverance, forgiveness, and learning how to be loved can transform us all. Join Belle, Mrs. Potts, Lumiere, Cogsworth, and all your favorite characters for an outing that’s sure to spark joy and warm your heart. Featuring songs from the Academy Award-winning animated feature, this stage version is a delight and spectacle for all ages!

THE STEPPINGSTONE THEATRE’S PRODUCTION OF DISNEY’S BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR.

Music by Alan Menken
Lyrics by Howard Ashman and Tim Rice
Book by Linda Woolverton
Originally Directed by Robert Jess Roth
Originally Produced by Disney Theatrical Productions

Read more

Disney’s BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR.

12:30 pm
Runs 60 minutes

Stages Theatre Company
1111 Mainstreet, Hopkins, MN

$18-$25
Call 952-979-1111
Buy tickets online

Presented by Stages Theatre Company
  • Musical
  • Kids

Stages Theatre Company’s production of

Disney’s

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR.

Nov 17 – Dec 28, 2017

Music by Alan Menken. Lyrics by Howard Ashman & Tim Rice.
Book by Linda Woolverton.
Originally Directed by Robert Jess Roth.
Originally Produced by Disney Theatrical Productions.

Age Recommendation:  All Ages

  BUY TICKETS  GROUP TICKETS

 

Join us this holiday season for a “tale as old as time!” The fantastical story of transformation and true inner beauty enchants our main stage this December with some of the most popular songs ever written. Based on the original Tony Award nominated Broadway production and the Academy Award-winning motion picture, this classic story of Belle and the Beast who must learn to love and be loved will fill your heart and stir your imagination throughout the holidays. We invite your whole family to “be our guest” to share in celebrating the love and joy of this timeless tale.

Presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI.) All authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI. www.MTIShows.com

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1 pm

Looney Lutherans in Hold the Lutefisk!

1:00 pm

Plymouth Playhouse
2705 Annapolis Lane N Plymouth, MN 55441

$29 and up
Call (763) 553-1600
Buy tickets online

Presented by Plymouth Playhouse
  • Musical

You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry…Because the Looney Lutherans are coming (back) to town with more tips for surviving the holidays, the Lutheran way. Prepare to keep those New Year’s resolutions with exciting new exercise tips (the 12 Days of Housework); hear the Loonies extol the virtues of their new Cuisinart 12 speed mixers; and learn the secret to getting on Santa’s “nice list” (hotdish, anyone?) Whether your in-laws have overstayed their welcome, or the furnace is acting up, take a break from the stress of the season by celebrating the holidays with the Looney Lutherans. (And, of course, you don’t have to be Lutheran to love ’em.)

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The Award Winning 60's Doo-Wop Musical

Life Could Be a Dream

1:30 pm
Runs 120 minutes

Old Log Theatre
5185 Meadville Street, Excelsior, MN

$30 - $40
Call 952-474-5951
Buy tickets online

Presented by Old Log Theatre
  • Comedy
  • Musical

The Award Winning 60's Doo-Wop Musical

Take a trip to Springfield and meet Denny and the Dreamers, a doo-wop singing group preparing to enter a radio contest in the hope of a recording contract and realizing their dreams of making it to the big time!

Hear hits like: Fools Fall in Love, Tears on my Pillow, Unchained Melody, Runaround Sue, and of course, Life Could Be a Dream.

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2 pm

A Gone Fishin' Christmas

2:00 pm
Runs 120 minutes

Yellow Tree Theatre
320 Fifth Avenue SE Osseo, MN 55369

$23 - $28
Call 763-493-8733
Buy tickets online

Presented by Yellow Tree Theatre
  • Comedy

Yellow Tree Theatre brings back A Gone Fishin’ Christmas Nov. 10th – Dec. 31st

“Comedy and heart combine in Yellow Tree’s A Gone Fishin’ Christmas!” – Mpls. Star Tribune

From the playwright who brought you Miracle on Christmas Lake and A Hunting Shack Christmas–Yellow Tree Theatre is bringing back Jessica Lind Peterson’s latest hilarious holiday comedy! The Northland’s biggest ice fishing contest of the decade is underway and two sisters travel home to Duluth to catch a big one. But an unseasonably warm winter threatens to break apart the ice and the girls quickly find themselves in precarious waters. Featuring an unruly team of sled dogs, an aquaphobic intern and an old boyfriend—A Gone Fishin’ Christmas is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and cast you into the Christmas spirit! Peterson’s newest Minnesota holiday comedy takes place in her hometown of Duluth and is jam-packed with enough ridiculousness and holiday charm to woo even the grumpiest Grinch.

Featuring: Jessica Lind Peterson, Mary Fox, Matt Wall, Zachary Stofer & Gracie Anderson

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4 pm

The 11th Annual Star Wars Holiday Special and Toys for Tots Benefit

4:00 pm

  • Opening night

Bryant Lake Bowl Theater
810 W Lake Street Minneapolis, MN

Free with Toys for Tots donation / Tickets available at noon
Call 6128258949

  • Comedy
  • Storytelling

‘Twill be the day before Rogue One, when all through the land 

We await the arrival of a shaggy carpet, made by hand

That’s just a code from Saun Dann the trader, you see

It’s time to grab a red snuggie, and gather ‘round the tree

 

The weirdest holiday party is at Bryant-Lake Bowl

As most of you know, you have a starring role

It’s a special night, tickets can’t be bought

To get into this theatre, just bring a toy for a tot

 

We watch this piece of shit every damn year

To bring some children a bit of holiday cheer...

Bea Arthur, Art Carney and Jefferson Starship are all along

Is Itchy watching VR soft core really that wrong?

 

So mark your calendar, it’s time to celebrate!

Just don’t show up expecting the special to be great

It’s become more than a tradition, this our 11th festive gathering!

Now it’s only one more day until The Last Jedi & some questions that need answering.

Read more

7 pm

The 11th Annual Star Wars Holiday Special and Toys for Tots Benefit

7:00 pm

Bryant Lake Bowl Theater
810 W Lake Street Minneapolis, MN

Free with Toys for Tots donation / Tickets available at noon
Call 6128258949

  • Comedy
  • Storytelling

‘Twill be the day before Rogue One, when all through the land 

We await the arrival of a shaggy carpet, made by hand

That’s just a code from Saun Dann the trader, you see

It’s time to grab a red snuggie, and gather ‘round the tree

 

The weirdest holiday party is at Bryant-Lake Bowl

As most of you know, you have a starring role

It’s a special night, tickets can’t be bought

To get into this theatre, just bring a toy for a tot

 

We watch this piece of shit every damn year

To bring some children a bit of holiday cheer...

Bea Arthur, Art Carney and Jefferson Starship are all along

Is Itchy watching VR soft core really that wrong?

 

So mark your calendar, it’s time to celebrate!

Just don’t show up expecting the special to be great

It’s become more than a tradition, this our 11th festive gathering!

Now it’s only one more day until The Last Jedi & some questions that need answering.

Read more

Wise One

7:00 pm
Runs 50 minutes

American Swedish Institute
2600 Park Avenue Minneapolis, MN

$5-45
Call 612-871-4907
Buy tickets online

Presented by Impossible Salt, in collaboration with Minneapolis Music Company
  • Musical
  • Storytelling

Wise One follows a young woman seeking welcome on the darkest night of the year, inspired by the Norwegian folk tale "The Seventh Father of the House." Her journey will introduce her to Nordic and Romanian folk characters and customs--nissertomte, fierce animals, and maybe even trolls! Impossible Salt's wild, inimitable style blends drama and with beloved folk songs sung in their original language, as well as new music composed for the production by MMC artistic director, Mischa Santora.

  • Director: Emilia Seay Allen
  • Composer & Music Director: Mischa Santora
  • Assistant Music Director & Instrumentalist: Joshua Weinberg
  • Designers: Ashley Burdash, Amber Lee Olivier & Allison Osberg 
  • Ensemble: Parker Genné, Sean Hansberry, Amber Lee Olivier, Allison Osberg, Gregory Parks

COMMUNITY PERFORMANCES

Join us in the ballroom on the third floor of the Turnblad Mansion. Performances are free with the price of admission--but seating is very limited!

  • Saturday Nov. 11, 1 p.m., as part of Family Day
  • Wednesday Nov. 15, 7 p.m.
  • Wednesday Dec. 6, 7 p.m.
  • Wednesday Dec. 13, 7 p.m. as part of Neighborhood Open House. Free admission.
  • Wednesday Dec. 21, 7 p.m. as part of Winter Solstice.

COCKTAIL PARTIES

For these sexy and exclusive after-hours performances, we'll be performing in the beautiful Grand Hall, the very heart of Turnblad Mansion. Admission is very limited and includes a tour of the holiday exhibits, as well as holiday appetizers and drinks created by Fika.
Tour begins at 6; performance is at 7pm. Purchase tickets by clicking on the date you'd like, then proceeding through checkout.

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Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas

7:00 pm
Runs 120 minutes

Children's Theatre Company
2400 Third Ave S, Minneapolis, MN

Presented by Children's Theatre Company
  • Comedy
  • Kids

November 7, 2017-January 7, 2018

Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Based on the book How the Grinch Stole Christmas! by Dr. Seuss
Book and lyrics by Timothy Mason
Music by Mel Marvin
Directed by Peter C. Brosius
Choreographer Linda Talcott Lee
A Children’s Theatre Company Original Production
Best enjoyed by everyone

Whoville is experiencing a seemingly unstoppable crime wave—and who, oh who will save Christmas? CTC’s all-time audience favorite musical brings alive the songs, the story and the Seuss in mega-doses of spirited storytelling and fanciful rhymes. Come boo the most loathed Christmas villain—and woo-hoo! for a beloved holiday tradition guaranteed to grow anyone’s heart three sizes.

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Dot

Park Square Theatre's Proscenium Stage
20 West 7th Place, Saint Paul, MN 55102

$27 - $60
Call 651-291-7005
Buy tickets online

Presented by Park Square Theatre
  • Drama
  • Comedy

For the holiday season, hot off its hit New York run, comes an uproariously funny new play from playwright/actor Colman Domingo (Wild With Happy/star of The Scottsboro Boys and Selma). Dotty and her three adult children are home for the holidays in West Philly, but this year there is more than presents and yuletide on their mind. While Dotty fights to maintain a grasp on her memory, brother and sisters collide in a riotous mid-life family brawl where losing your mind and losing your sanity are two different things.

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Triple Espresso--a highly caffeinated comedy

Triple Espresso--a highly caffeinated comedy

7:30 pm
Runs 110 minutes

Ames Center
12600 Nicollet Ave, Burnsville MN 55337

$41-48
Call 800-982-2787
Buy tickets online

Presented by Ames Center and VenuWorks
  • Comedy

Triple Espresso tells the story of three guys whose bid for showbiz fame and fortune ended in 4-minutes of magnificent failure on national television. Hugh Butternut, Buzz Maxwell, and Bobby Bean tell their rags-to-rags story earnestly, with hysterical results. Butternut is a musician, a vulnerable soul with a lounge lizard smile; Maxwell is an uncertain magician with an attitude; and Bean is an irrepressible, all-over-the-map entertainer with big dreams. The laughter is infectious and the comedy appeals to everyone from first graders to college students to baby-boomers to grandparents.

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A Christmas Carol

7:30 pm
Runs 120 minutes

The Duluth Playhouse
506 W. Michigan Street, Duluth, MN 55802

$25-$40
Call 218.733.7555
Buy tickets online

Presented by The Duluth Playhouse
  • Drama
  • Comedy

Miserly and miserable, Ebenezer Scrooge embittered after a life spent in pursuit of wealth. But on Christmas Eve, he is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Future. Through a restless night, the spirits show him the happy memories from the past, his impact on the present, and what could be a grim future if he does not change his ways.

Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a holiday favorite, and now is the time to experience this cherished production with your loved ones!

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The Comedy Roast of Mr. Scrooge

7:30 pm

  • Opening night

The Cabaret at Camp
490 N Robert St, St. Paul, MN 55101

$19.50 - $24.50
Call 800-838-3006
Buy tickets online

Presented by Actors Theater of Minnesota
  • Comedy

 

The Comedy Roast of Mr. Scrooge combines the oldest traditions from comedy—savagely mocking someone—and the holidays—imbibing in one too many ‘nogs and telling everyone what you really think. All the classic, beloved characters from A Christmas Carol finally get their chance to give Scrooge what’s coming to him in words that Charles Dickens never even knew.

Starring some of the Twin Cities’ funniest actors, this irreverent and raucous show is the perfect anecdote for those who prefer a little more spice and a little less nice to their holidays. This ain’t your average Christmas Carol!

“I had the best of times! Tis a far, far funnier thing than I did!” — Charles Dickens

“Exceeded even my expectations!” — Pip

“It was so funny, I peed my knickers!” — Mrs. Dickens

*This is a very adult production with strong language and not for those offended by modern roast humor. *Must be 18+

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A Gone Fishin' Christmas

7:30 pm
Runs 120 minutes

Yellow Tree Theatre
320 Fifth Avenue SE Osseo, MN 55369

$23 - $28
Call 763-493-8733
Buy tickets online

Presented by Yellow Tree Theatre
  • Comedy

Yellow Tree Theatre brings back A Gone Fishin’ Christmas Nov. 10th – Dec. 31st

“Comedy and heart combine in Yellow Tree’s A Gone Fishin’ Christmas!” – Mpls. Star Tribune

From the playwright who brought you Miracle on Christmas Lake and A Hunting Shack Christmas–Yellow Tree Theatre is bringing back Jessica Lind Peterson’s latest hilarious holiday comedy! The Northland’s biggest ice fishing contest of the decade is underway and two sisters travel home to Duluth to catch a big one. But an unseasonably warm winter threatens to break apart the ice and the girls quickly find themselves in precarious waters. Featuring an unruly team of sled dogs, an aquaphobic intern and an old boyfriend—A Gone Fishin’ Christmas is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and cast you into the Christmas spirit! Peterson’s newest Minnesota holiday comedy takes place in her hometown of Duluth and is jam-packed with enough ridiculousness and holiday charm to woo even the grumpiest Grinch.

Featuring: Jessica Lind Peterson, Mary Fox, Matt Wall, Zachary Stofer & Gracie Anderson

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Hatchet Lady

7:30 pm
Runs 70 minutes

Red Eye Theater
15 West 14th St, Minneapolis, MN 55403

$10 - $26
Call 612-375-0300
Buy tickets online

Presented by Walking Shadow Theatre Company
  • Drama
  • Musical

What do you have that needs to be smashed? Carry Nation splinters unsuspecting saloons with her mighty hatchet! She targets nothing less than the limits of society. The men would shut her down, but God calls her on, and her awesome legacy is one of inspiration, passion and determination. An unabashedly feminist rock musical!

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10 pm

The 11th Annual Star Wars Holiday Special and Toys for Tots Benefit

10:00 pm

  • Closing night

Bryant Lake Bowl Theater
810 W Lake Street Minneapolis, MN

Free with Toys for Tots donation / Tickets available at noon
Call 6128258949

  • Comedy
  • Storytelling

‘Twill be the day before Rogue One, when all through the land 

We await the arrival of a shaggy carpet, made by hand

That’s just a code from Saun Dann the trader, you see

It’s time to grab a red snuggie, and gather ‘round the tree

 

The weirdest holiday party is at Bryant-Lake Bowl

As most of you know, you have a starring role

It’s a special night, tickets can’t be bought

To get into this theatre, just bring a toy for a tot

 

We watch this piece of shit every damn year

To bring some children a bit of holiday cheer...

Bea Arthur, Art Carney and Jefferson Starship are all along

Is Itchy watching VR soft core really that wrong?

 

So mark your calendar, it’s time to celebrate!

Just don’t show up expecting the special to be great

It’s become more than a tradition, this our 11th festive gathering!

Now it’s only one more day until The Last Jedi & some questions that need answering.

Read more
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