Thursday, November 29, 2018

10 am

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh's MARY POPPINS JR. at Stages Theatre Company

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh's MARY POPPINS JR.

10:00 am
Runs 75 minutes

Stages Theatre Company
1111 Mainstreet, Hopkins, MN 55343

$18-$25
Call 952-979-1111
Buy tickets online

Presented by Stages Theatre Company
  • Musical
  • Kids

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s MARY POPPINS JR.

It’s a JOLLY HOLIDAY with Mary!

NOVEMBER 16-DECEMBER 27, 2018
ALL AGES

Original Music and lyrics by Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman. Book by Julian Fellowes. New Songs and Additional Music and Lyrics by George Stiles and Anthony Drewe. Co-Created by Cameron Mackintosh. A Musical based on the stories of P.L. Travers and the Walt Disney film

Join us this holiday season for a practically perfect experience for the entire family! “It’s a jolly holiday with Mary” in this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious adventure based on the award-winning Broadway musical and classic Walt Disney film. Step in Time with everyone’s favorite nanny and share the magical transformation of the Banks family with your family this holiday.

CAST

In alphabetical order: Kimora Collins (Katie Nanna), Aidan Einhorn (Ensemble), Gretchen Emo (Winnifred), Sofia M Fraser (Ensemble), Riley Gamades (Michael), Jonathan Grommesh (Chairman Of The Bank), Ian Handeland (Bert), Grant Hudson (Ensemble), Delaney Hunter (Mary Poppins), Sayer Keeley (Messenger), Indra Khariwala (Ensemble), Samara Koshiol (Mrs Corry), Chase Kozak (Robertson), Ella Kozak (Ensemble), Caroline Lyngen (Mrs Brill), Jackson Lyon (Von Hussler), Chloe McMahon (Mrs Smythe), Brittany Parker (Mrs Andrews), Caiah Rodgers (Bird Woman), Asgerami Semkoff (Ensemble), Medi Semkoff (Ensemble), Zachary Thomas Sullivan (John Northbrook & Policeman), Brent Teclaw (George), Josie Turk (Jane), and Tad Williamson (Neleus)

CREATIVE & PRODUCTION TEAM

Director: Sandy Boren-Barrett
Director & Choreographer: Michael Matthew Ferrell
Stage Manager: Cody R Braudt
Set Designer: Sarah Brandner
Lighting Designer: Jeff Brown
Costume & Make-Up Designer: Samantha Fromm Haddow
Technical Director: Gretchen Katt
Assistant Stage Manager: Andi Mickle
Sound Designer: Alan Pagel
Production Manager: Melanie Salmon-Peterson
Prop Designer: Sadie Ward
Assistant Choreographer: Krysti Wiita
Music Director: Kimberly Willow

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s Mary Poppins JR.
Is presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI).
All authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI. www.MTIShows.com

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1 pm

The Church Basement Ladies in You Smell Barn

1:00 pm

Ames Center Black Box Theatre
12600 Nicollet Avenue Burnsville, MN 55337

$32-$42
Call 952.895.4685
Buy tickets online

  • Comedy
  • Musical

From the basement to the barn, your beloved Church Basement Ladies are back and getting busy with life outside the kitchen. After the last of the hotdish is served, the coffee pot is emptied, and the Jello molds are put away, these steadfast, sturdy women head to their farms, peel off their good girdles, and get on with their daily chores. In between picking eggs, milking cows, and dusting knickknacks, they congregate with some of the other lovable folks who inhabit this rural community: Earl, who delivers the mail up and down Rural Route One; Fergus, the hired man; and Tillie, who chronicles the action for the Fish County Weekly.

With plenty of crazy antics, loads of fresh laughs, and spanking new original songs, YOU SMELL BARN celebrates rural life in the 1950’s. And, at the center of it all, are your favorite Church Basement Ladies. Whether you’ve seen several versions, or are new to the world of the basement, the 7th in the Church Basement Ladies series is a musical treat for all.

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7 pm

Winter Wonderettes

7:00 pm

  • Opening night

Lyric Arts Main Street Stage
420 East Main Street, Anoka, MN 55303

$32-$35
Call (763) 422-1838
Buy tickets online

Presented by Lyric Arts Main Street Stage
  • Comedy
  • Musical

Written and Created by Roger Bean
Directed by Matt McNabb

Music Direction by Bradley Beahen
Choreography by Rebecca Joy Raboy

It’s Christmas 1968 and the “The Marvelous Wonderettes” are entertaining at the annual Harper’s Hardware Holiday Party. When Santa is a no-show, this fabulous and funny quartet of women use their talent and creative ingenuity to save the holiday party.

Featuring sparkling, iconic 1960s versions of holiday classics such as “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town,” “Jingle Bell Rock,” “Winter Wonderland,” and more, this area premiere is an energetic and glittering holiday package guaranteed to delight audiences of all ages.

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Disney and Cameron Mackintosh's MARY POPPINS JR. at Stages Theatre Company

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh's MARY POPPINS JR.

7:00 pm
Runs 75 minutes

Stages Theatre Company
1111 Mainstreet, Hopkins, MN 55343

$18-$25
Call 952-979-1111
Buy tickets online

Presented by Stages Theatre Company
  • Musical
  • Kids

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s MARY POPPINS JR.

It’s a JOLLY HOLIDAY with Mary!

NOVEMBER 16-DECEMBER 27, 2018
ALL AGES

Original Music and lyrics by Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman. Book by Julian Fellowes. New Songs and Additional Music and Lyrics by George Stiles and Anthony Drewe. Co-Created by Cameron Mackintosh. A Musical based on the stories of P.L. Travers and the Walt Disney film

Join us this holiday season for a practically perfect experience for the entire family! “It’s a jolly holiday with Mary” in this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious adventure based on the award-winning Broadway musical and classic Walt Disney film. Step in Time with everyone’s favorite nanny and share the magical transformation of the Banks family with your family this holiday.

CAST

In alphabetical order: Kimora Collins (Katie Nanna), Aidan Einhorn (Ensemble), Gretchen Emo (Winnifred), Sofia M Fraser (Ensemble), Riley Gamades (Michael), Jonathan Grommesh (Chairman Of The Bank), Ian Handeland (Bert), Grant Hudson (Ensemble), Delaney Hunter (Mary Poppins), Sayer Keeley (Messenger), Indra Khariwala (Ensemble), Samara Koshiol (Mrs Corry), Chase Kozak (Robertson), Ella Kozak (Ensemble), Caroline Lyngen (Mrs Brill), Jackson Lyon (Von Hussler), Chloe McMahon (Mrs Smythe), Brittany Parker (Mrs Andrews), Caiah Rodgers (Bird Woman), Asgerami Semkoff (Ensemble), Medi Semkoff (Ensemble), Zachary Thomas Sullivan (John Northbrook & Policeman), Brent Teclaw (George), Josie Turk (Jane), and Tad Williamson (Neleus)

CREATIVE & PRODUCTION TEAM

Director: Sandy Boren-Barrett
Director & Choreographer: Michael Matthew Ferrell
Stage Manager: Cody R Braudt
Set Designer: Sarah Brandner
Lighting Designer: Jeff Brown
Costume & Make-Up Designer: Samantha Fromm Haddow
Technical Director: Gretchen Katt
Assistant Stage Manager: Andi Mickle
Sound Designer: Alan Pagel
Production Manager: Melanie Salmon-Peterson
Prop Designer: Sadie Ward
Assistant Choreographer: Krysti Wiita
Music Director: Kimberly Willow

Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s Mary Poppins JR.
Is presented through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI).
All authorized performance materials are also supplied by MTI. www.MTIShows.com

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A Christmas Carol

7:30 pm
Runs 120 minutes

Wurtele Thrust Stage
818 South 2nd Street, Minneapolis, MN 55415

$34 -$107
Call 612-377-2224
Buy tickets online

Presented by Guthrie Theater
  • Drama
  • Musical

A miserly and miserable man, Ebenezer Scrooge greets each Christmas with a “bah humbug,” until he is visited one Christmas Eve by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Future. Through a restless night, the spirits show him happy memories from his past, cruel realities from the present and the grim future should he continue his cantankerous ways.

This perennial favorite continues our holiday tradition for the 42nd year. Now is the time to experience this cherished production with your loved ones! 

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Disney's Beauty and the Beast

7:30 pm
Runs 120 minutes

  • Opening night

NorShor Theatre
211 E Superior St

$35-$50
Call 2187337555
Buy tickets online

Presented by The Duluth Playhouse
  • Musical
  • Kids

The classic story tells of Belle, a young woman in a provincial town, and the Beast, who is really a young prince trapped under the spell of an enchantress. If the Beast can learn to love and be loved, the curse will end and he will be transformed into his former self. But time is running out. If the Beast does not learn his lesson soon, he and his household will be doomed for all eternity.

This “tale as old as time” is the perfect holiday show to bring the family and community together as it performs in the evermore enchanting NorShor Theatre.

 

  • Music by Alan Menken
  • Lyrics by Howard Ashman & Tim Rice
  • Book by Linda Woolverton
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Angels We Have Heard Are High (O Holy Crap!)

7:30 pm
Runs 105 minutes

Brave New Workshop Comedy Theatre
824 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis MN 55403

$20-$39
Call 612-332-6620
Buy tickets online

Presented by Brave New Workshop
  • Comedy

Happy Holihaze! Join us as we round out our 60th anniversary season with trademark BNW holiday hilarity! “Angels We Have Heard Are High (O Holy Crap!)” features all-star performers Lauren Anderson, Denzel Belin, Doug Neithercott, and Taj Ruler; with musical direction by Jon Pumper and technical direction by Matthew Vichlach. Directed by Caleb McEwen. Our holiday show typically sells out quickly, so get your tickets now!

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Marie and Rosetta

7:30 pm

Park Square Theatre Proscenium Stage
20 West 7th Place, Saint Paul, MN 55102

$20 - $60
Call 651-291-7005
Buy tickets online

Presented by Park Square Theatre
  • Musical

Bringing fierce guitar playing and swing to gospel music, Sister Rosetta Tharpe influenced rock musicians from Elvis to Jimi Hendrix and Ray Charles. The story begins in a funeral parlor in Mississippi, as Rosetta and her young protégé, Marie Knight, prepare for a tour that will establish them as a great musical duo. Hear renditions of spirituals like “Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?” and “Sit Down,” to distinctly non-religious songs like “I Want a Tall Skinny Papa.” Wendy Knox directs the regional premiere of this play with music by George Brant.

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Get Thee Behind Me, Santa: An Inexcusably Filthy Children's Time-Travel Musical for Adults Only

7:30 pm
Runs 90 minutes

  • Opening night

Strike Theater
824 18th Ave NE Minneapolis, MN 55418

Presented by Maximum Verbosity
  • Comedy
  • Musical

"...I leaned back in my chair and tried to wash away the uncomplicated flavors of shame, bile, and monkey spit..."

It’s December 21st, 2012, and something’s gone terribly wrong with the timeline. Now it’s up to Saint Nicholas, a soft-boiled detective, and an unknown carpenter’s son named Jesus of Nazareth to set things right in this giddily blasphemous collection of musical and literary parodies!

Based on the comic fantasy novella by humorist and internationally touring storyteller phillip andrew bennett low, adapted for the stage by playwright Joey Hamburger of Sheep Theater (Best Theater Troupe, City Pages 2018), featuring original songs by Pablo Jones, and directed by Derek Dirlam of the Condundrum Collective. Also featuring Jim Christianson, Kyle Dekker, Theo Ebarb, Al Fiene, Kirstin Nelson, and Jennifer Rathsack!

WARNING: may contain mature language, as well as immature and insensitive humor regarding genitalia, flatulence, regurgitation, sex, drugs, rock and roll, lies, videotape, duct tape, tapeworms, subversion of ethnic stereotypes, fulfilment of ethnic stereotypes, hate culture, rape culture, ape culture, horticulture, and/or a deep reverence for deep irreverence. Not for the faint of heart or stomach.

ONLINE PRAISE FOR "GET THEE BEHIND ME, SANTA"

"...an off-the-wall noir-ish tale of blasphemy, time-travel, and social commentary on the hyper-commercialization of Christmas, interwoven with a series of 'Carols' that certainly deliver on the book's subtitle...the plot has the zaniness of something you and your friends would conceive while consuming way too much cheap whiskey after your 2:00 college creative writing class gets out..."

"...if you want a quick read...that will have you laughing and entertained with a 'holiday theme' then I can recommend this book. If you are a 'Church Lady' and want to get this to prove how much of a prude you are and complain how no one should read this...then pick it up too. It may just put a smile on your face..."

"I found this book to be completely, riotously hilarious...not a book for anyone who gets sick easily, or can't take a joke...quite offensive and crude and lewd and disgusting and harsh and unnecessary but that's what I loved about it."

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The 4 Seasons

7:30 pm
Runs 90 minutes

The Lab Theater
700 North 1st Street Minneapolis, MN 55401

$20-38
Call 612-333-7977
Buy tickets online

Presented by The Moving Company
  • Drama
  • Comedy

A hotel. A year.

Quality linens and room service.

Vivaldi and Chekhov.

Piazzolla as well.

A change of weather.

A change of heart.

A get away, a hideaway.

A prelude, a refuge.

An interlude, a start.

Purgatory or paradise.

You can’t beat the price.

 

Conceived by by Steven Epp, Nathan Keepers and Dominique Serrand.

Directed by Dominique Serrand.

Featuring: Heidi Bakke, Joy Dolo and Steven Epp

Designed by: Sonya Berlovitz (costumes), Marcus Dilliard (lights), Justin Burk (sound), Dominique Serrand and Safa Sarvestani (set)

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Black Nativity

7:30 pm

  • Opening night

Penumbra Theatre
270 N Kent St, St Paul, MN, 55102

Adult $40; Senior 62+ with ID $20; Student with ID $15
Call 651-224-3180
Buy tickets online

Presented by Penumbra Theatre
  • Musical

By Langston Hughes

Directed by Lou Bellamy

Musical direction by Sanford Moore with the Kingdom Life Church Choir

Choreography by Uri Sands

This timeless holiday tradition is treasured by families across the Twin Cities. Today, kids who grew up with Black Nativity are returning with their own families. Under the direction of Lou Bellamy and the musical direction of Sanford Moore, this homegrown Christmas show returns with exceptional lead vocalists, the outstanding Kingdom Life Church Choir, and the stirring choreography of Uri Sands of TU Dance. Join us for an experience full of joy, community, and spirit.

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Noises Off

7:30 pm

McGuire Proscenium Stage
818 South 2nd Street Minneapolis, MN 55415

$29 - $78
Call 6122256191
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Presented by Guthrie Theater
  • Comedy

In this rip-roaring classic, the audience is treated to a hilarious behind-the-scenes peek at an acting troupe rehearsing and performing the farce Nothing On. Despite nerves, dropped lines and technical difficulties, they make it through rehearsal and open the show. As time goes by, things deteriorate until pandemonium ensues and axe-wielding co-stars, drunken cast members and misplaced sardines take center stage during a disaster of a performance that threatens to jinx the old saying, “The show must go on.”

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Miracle on Christmas Lake

7:30 pm
Runs 120 minutes

Yellow Tree Theatre
320 Fifth Avenue SE Osseo, MN 55369

$23 - $30
Call 763-493-8733
Buy tickets online

Presented by Yellow Tree Theatre
  • Comedy

Jessica Lind Peterson’s original holiday comedy is back and sillier than ever! Soap opera star Colin Avery returns to his Minnesota roots to take over Christmas Lake Community Theater after his father dies. Colin's new wife Tess – a city girl with zero tolerance for mosquitoes – comes along for the ride only to find the theater on the verge of bankruptcy. After losing the rights to It’s a Wonderful Life, they race to come up with another play. With piano tuner and Little House fanatic Neil Gunderson, and lizard-loving massage therapist Martha Knutson as the only cast members, hilarity ensues as this unlikely bunch scramble to save the theater. There’s true love and off-key Christmas carols, lutefisk and bearded dragons, and best of all, unexpected miracles happen.  A ridiculous and heart-warming holiday comedy guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of lutefisk-eating Minnesotans everywhere!  “A madcap holiday farce!” – Twin Cities Daily Planet

Cast: Ryan Nelson, Jessie Rae Rayle, Mary Fox, Jason Peterson, Ryan Lear, Miriam Monasch & Diana Jurand

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TRIPLE ESPRESSO

7:30 pm

Park Square Theatre
Andy Boss Thrust Stage 20 West 7th Place, Saint Paul, MN 55102

$25 – $52.50
Call 651-291-7005
Buy tickets online

Presented by Park Square Theatre
  • Comedy

Triple Espresso—a highly caffeinated comedy shines the spotlight on three hilarious performers as they reminisce about their ill-fated big break. Meet Hugh Butternut, Buzz Maxwell and Bobby Bean, a musician, an illusionist and a comic entertainer for whom nothing ever goes quite the way it was meant to. It’s high-energy, vaudeville-inspired comedy that grabs the funny bone and just won’t let go! “A triple jolt of inspired craziness … crackles with an energy and spirit of infectious fun!” — Los Angeles Times

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The Church Basement Ladies in You Smell Barn

7:30 pm

Ames Center Black Box Theatre
12600 Nicollet Avenue Burnsville, MN 55337

$32-$42
Call 952.895.4685
Buy tickets online

  • Comedy
  • Musical

From the basement to the barn, your beloved Church Basement Ladies are back and getting busy with life outside the kitchen. After the last of the hotdish is served, the coffee pot is emptied, and the Jello molds are put away, these steadfast, sturdy women head to their farms, peel off their good girdles, and get on with their daily chores. In between picking eggs, milking cows, and dusting knickknacks, they congregate with some of the other lovable folks who inhabit this rural community: Earl, who delivers the mail up and down Rural Route One; Fergus, the hired man; and Tillie, who chronicles the action for the Fish County Weekly.

With plenty of crazy antics, loads of fresh laughs, and spanking new original songs, YOU SMELL BARN celebrates rural life in the 1950’s. And, at the center of it all, are your favorite Church Basement Ladies. Whether you’ve seen several versions, or are new to the world of the basement, the 7th in the Church Basement Ladies series is a musical treat for all.

Read more

8 pm

Irving Berlin's Holiday Inn

8:00 pm

Chanhassen Dinner Theatres
501 W 78TH ST, Chanhassen, MN

$51 - $91
Call 952.934.1525
Buy tickets online

Presented by Chanhassen Dinner Theatres
  • Musical

Nothing but blue skies ahead when Jim turns his new farmhouse into an entertainment venue and inn during the holidays. Together with the lovely schoolteacher Linda, they celebrate seven holidays with dazzling song-and-dance performances sure to warm your heart.

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